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  • Drunk man passes out in bar, calls cops to let him out…after having a few more drinks

    Drunk man passes out in bar, calls cops to let him out…after having a few more drinks

    (04-02) 12:24 PDT Lexington, Ky. (AP) – Drunk in a bar and can’t get out, who you gonna call? Police. That’s what Todd Fitzwater did in Lexington. WLEX-TV reported Fitzwater called 911 Thursday and said he’d gotten drunk and passed out at Todd’s Karaoke Bar...

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  • Twins player slams foul ball, hits mother in chest accidentally.

    Twins player slams foul ball, hits mother in chest accidentally.

    (03-31) 11:24 PDT Tampa, Fla. (AP) – Minnesota Twins leadoff man Denard Span hit a foul ball that struck his mom in the chest during Wanda Wilson was wearing a Span jersey and sitting with about 20 family members and friends near the third-base dugout....

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  • San Francisco “Bring Your Own Big Wheels” Race 2010

    San Francisco “Bring Your Own Big Wheels” Race 2010

    In its 10th year of San Francisco craziness, the Not According to Plan team will be on the scenes of this years Bring Your Own Big Wheels Race Sunday, April 4th, 2010 on the intersection of Vermont and 20th streets. We will be at this...

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  • Drunk mother runs through elementary school with sword…

    Drunk mother runs through elementary school with sword…

    (02-26) 11:48 PST Memphis, Tenn. (AP) – Police said the mother of an elementary school student drank a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor before brandishing a sword in her child’s school. The woman, 32, apparently intended to confront the parents of another child who...

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  • Dentist used paper clips in root canals

    Dentist used paper clips in root canals

    (03-16) 18:09 PDT Fall River, Mass. (AP) – A former Massachusetts dentist is accused of placing paper clips instead of stainless steel posts inside the teeth of root canal patients while billing Medicaid for the more expensive parts. The state attorney general announced Tuesday that...

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  • Woman attacks deputy with breast milk, gets charged with felony assault.

    Woman attacks deputy with breast milk, gets charged with felony assault.

    (03-07) 10:04 PST Owensboro, Ky. (AP) – A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she...

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  • Robber holds up 11 people, gets $6

    Robber holds up 11 people, gets $6

    (03-10) 12:18 PST THERMAL, Calif. (AP) – They say crime doesn’t pay. For one robber in California, it did — but not much. Authorities in Riverside County say a woman with a gun robbed 11 customers at a market and got away with $6. A...

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  • Man Survives Crash. Dies Peeing on Power Lines.

    Man Survives Crash. Dies Peeing on Power Lines.

    (03-01) 12:53 PST Montesano, Wash. (AP) – Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash. Grays Harbor County sheriff’s Deputy Dave Pimentel (PIM’-en-tel) said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he...

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  • I thought everyone knew you can't buy drugs with credit…

    I thought everyone knew you can't buy drugs with credit…

    (02-08) 18:06 PST Flint, Mich. (AP) – Authorities said a man accused of stealing a car then reporting it stolen remains in custody after telling police he was robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy crack cocaine with a credit card. The Flint Journal said...

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  • Powdered Donuts Get Me High

    Powdered Donuts Get Me High

    (01-25) 18:06 PST Maryville, Tenn. (AP) –East Tennessee police said a Knoxville woman who was later arrested for cocaine possession initially told an officer that she had been eating a powdered doughnut. The Maryville Daily Times reported that a 21-year-old woman was arrested on Thursday...

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